If ever you have sent out a picture of your member, and you have, then most likely you did it wrong. Now I’m not saying the act of cock pics is wrong but the manner in which these little xxx snapshots are going down. And as someone who gets a TON of these I feel I know what’s good and what’s baaaad.

First, angles and lighting are very important! It can make or break your entire shot and distort your junk. Now I’m just guessing but you send a pic if your member out to whoever for showing off reasons or to turn on that special girl on your life…basically just not for scaring people. If you are into the scary thing stop reading this and go back to creep mode. Also, gross.

Second, get creative! I can promise you that your cock pic isn’t the first or last that will be created. However they all sort of look the same. No face (cowardly) and no grooming AND no creativity. Switch it up! Put a hat on the little guy, photoshop thought bubbles, etc.

Third, read the room. Know your audience. If its one person, take some test shots. See what they are seeing. If its just the public in general, be prepared for criticism and causing great offense. Confidence is key.

There, now I have given you plenty to use to help make that pic really pop! Go out there and share your penis! Oh and one more thing, 98% of the female population hate these little photography surprises. Just remember that too…

xo