Burner?! I hardly know her! (click on dildo phone)

Before you get your hopes up, I’m not an amatuer drug dealer. Math? Yeah, right. Math is a bag of dicks and I will have no part in it when not necessary. Or when completely necessary. Ugh. This is so not a story about any of THAT, more about my “burner” phone I use currently […]

Pussy tales with Courtney Page

I recently saw a pic of a girl using a tampon to remove her toenail polish. Good idea, but certainly not great. Here’s great. Back when I was stripping in Colorado I was having a rather uneventful evening. I didn’t really know any of the girls that well yet and was anxious to make friends. […]

TEN basic’s FOR SUBMISSIVES interested in Femdom

1. Be Patient…A potential top or mistress /domme will let you know if she is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don’t expect your top to be able to turn […]

Why the name Courtney PAGE?

I can’t believe this thing, this entirely encompassing feeling that comforts my soul and feeds my heart, heartily and leaves only the most selfish and dark parts about me wasn’t introduced to my world until 18 years old. Of course I am speaking of Led Zeppelin. I was in college when I first heard this […]

Whore ramblings. Enjoy!

I often get asked what “turns me on”. And I often respond with slight hesitation and then always a lie. Well technically not. More like an omission or safety answer. I mean it never bothers me to be asked, I just think that would be very unpleasant for them, the enquirer. I remember years ago […]

Why I hate Tori Black

In my past I have ruffled a few feathers in the porn world. There was the twitter battle with Bree Olson when I called her fat or something and people actually did the the hashtags of TeamBree or team me. Haha. There has been quite a few others. But lets not get into that. Who-boy! […]

Webcam wrap up

Last night I webcammed (go Courtney!) not well (oh, wait). I had fun like I usually do over on Myfreecams but because I did what I always do on cam, hang out. Don’t get me wrong, I hanging out works for some models. But more like the Top 20 level ladies. (FYI, thats the top […]

Much like love, webcamming is a battlefield. (Sorry been listening to a lot of 80s hits lately)

Last night was a webcam night for me. I made my appearance on cam around 2:45 a.m., I made it the bracket of time I scheduled for myself. 11p.m. – 6a.am. Weekends on Myfreecams. I should have been on Friday night but I got caught up in some wicked writing and then an entire site […]

First sub, then hopefully CUNTRESS!

Cuntress- WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.  Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.  Spoiled bitch.  I finally found my “title” in the BDSM world. Well atleast the Femdom part. As a sub, does my name change?(I wonder) I am not really grasping this submissive role….not completely but I will!  See, if I want to be the […]