Review of the Week: Fifty Shades of Gray Book vs Movie

Fifty Shades of Gray: The Book
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On a scale of 1-10

1 being old text book from junior high quality, pencilled in dicks and curse words included
AND
10 being “Wait! I’m reading? Neat!

I would say the book is an 8, an Oprah bookclub scandal (A Million Little pieces, by liar liar, pants on fire Author James Frey)

Fifty Shades of Gray: The Movie
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On a scale of 1-10

1 being a Vhs of ANY movie
AND
10 being “the latest celebrity sex tape scandal”

I would say the movie was a surprise 9, nostalgic feeling of surprise “watch a movie in class” day in ANY grade of school

Winner?
Movie. Duh, who reads these days….?