Tea bag – As you are sitting on a girl’s face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
Hot Lunch – While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
The Stranger – Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Donkey Punch – Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
Golden Shower – Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
Pearl Necklace – Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
Purple Mushroom – This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
The Flying Camel – As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
Double Fishhook – From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
The Ram – Again, you’re attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
Dog in a Bathtub – This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
The Bronco – Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl’s name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
Pink Glove – This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
The Fountain of You – While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
New York Style Taco – Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
Dirty Sanchez – While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
The Blumpkin – You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you’re on the shitter.
The Bismark – Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
Jelly Doughnut – A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
Woody Woodpecker – While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
Tossing salad – Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc
The Chili Dog – You take a dump on the girl’s chest and then titty fuck her.
Glass Bottom Boat – Putting saran wrap over the skank’s face and taking a dump.
Ray Bans – Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You’re can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
The Snowmobile – When plugging a girl while she’s on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Rusty Trombone – Getting the reacharound while getting your salad tossed. Also known as milking the prostate.
Stovepiping – Taking it in the Tush.
Lucky Pierre – the middle man in a three way buttfuck. Also known as the french sandwich.
Butt Rodeo- When you’re going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible “BUTT RODEO!” You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!
Clitourist- A man who won’t stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: “Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist.”
Stuffucking- The act of “stuffing in” your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you’re too drunk or she’s too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
The Flaming Amazon- This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you’re screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The Screwnicorn -When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.