My list of what NOT to do while waiting for your adderall to kick in!
1, 2, and 3) Logging onto those social media sites, texting/BBM’ing half of your phonebook, and logging onto “messengers” whatever the hell you have if you still even have it.
– These should be 100% avoided at all costs. Before you know it you’re into some deep stuff and you’re feeling like you’re on top of the world and super friendly and not the depressed miserable prick you are the other 99% of the time when you’re drug free. People that have taken Addy know what I mean here…at least I think they should. And you wonder why people call you bipolar…or is that just me…?
4) Do not start going through your DVR watching unwatched shows.
– One episode of The Simpsons turns into a marathon of all of the unerased Twilight Zone episodes that are left over from that New Years Eve marathon.
5) Stay off all internet forums.
– Your brain will get locked in to the wide array of topics in the message boards and you will undoubtedly find yourself right smack in the middle of a heated argument that goes all the way through the morning. You will be so locked onto this topic that you will spend ample time refreshing the thread to look for new responses even though there’s like 8 total people on the whole site because it’s 4:30 in the f’ing morning.
6) Do NOT go to any porn sites.
– This is a long road to nowhere. Just take my word for it.
7) Stay off any site with the word “tube” in it.
– You say you’re just going to browse to kill a little time before the amphetamines kick in but before you realize you are watching videos purely on the site’s recommendations and the stranger the better.
8) Avoid ALL sports video games (mainly MLB 11: The Show)
– One Exhibition game and all of the sudden you fast forward 6 hours and you’re knee deep in a fantasy draft franchise determined to bring the Cleveland Indians back to the days of Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn. You say you’re just going to play one game a month on the schedule, and you’re going to only go to the All-Star break so you can see which of your guys made it then you’re gonna hit the books. The All-Star Break simulation turns into a 5 time recipient of the “missed the playoffs by less than 2 games” award because Joakim Soria couldn’t perform in the clutch. Don’t even get me started on the Road To The Show mode.
9) Don’t start playing Online poker
10) Don’t post a list of things to do or not to do
In order for the Adderall to be 100% effective:
Buy a typewriter from that old couple that has the garage sale every single Saturday 3 blocks away.
Gather up all of your books and materials needed to study or whatever. No laptop, no cell phone, no watch, just the books and the typewriter and lotsa paper. Oh and some bottles of water.
“February 26, 2014- Remember when I could fist my own pussy?”
I came across this image posted in a “model only” area of one my many sites I frequent! 🙂