How to PORN: Know your Fetish

What’s your fetish? Acomoclitic – A preference for hairless genitals.  Acousticophilia – Arousal from (certain) sounds.  Acrophilia – Being sexual aroused by heights.  Acrotomophilia – Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee.  Actirasty – Arousal from exposure to the suns rays.  Acucullophallia – Circumcision.  Adolescentilism – Playing the role of an adolescent.  […]

How to PORN: GFE

What is it? GFE or girlfriend experience is the act of pretending to be a guy’s girlfriend, doing everything a real girlfriend might do for her guy. This means getting to really know the guy, having deep somewhat meaningful conversations, and basically making him feel special all for a price you both agree on beforehand. […]

Best thing I have ever seen online!

I can’t get enough of this freaking video!

Whoa Nelly!

I just wanted to share the most disturbing thing I think I have ever seen on the porn world! I am constantly trying to learn what is new in the world of kink and try and keep up! I am, for the most part down for anything. I mean I finally tried out the fart […]

I was ALMOST raped playing Pokemon GO

I use the word ALMOST loosely…like it could also mean “not at all”. Let me just state that if you haven’t ever run out of poke balls and had a never before seen Pokemon just appear on your screen, like come right up to you and all you can do is NOTHING because your fresh out of balls, you are […]

“Thank Dogs for Doggy Style”

RedTube “Thank Dogs for Doggy Style” Fundraising Campaign for National Pet Month Brings in over $13,000 Dollars for Charity Funds to Benefit Dallas-based Non-Profit Dedicated to Save the Lives of Dogs NEW YORK, N.Y. (August 4, 2016) — In honor of National Pet Month, RedTube, a leading free, online adult entertainment site, will be sending a check […]

Who is Pokemon Go NOT for?

I learned in the past couple of weeks since creating my poke account that not only does a baby take up all your time but also keeps you from the most basic activities. Such as going for walks around the neighborhood and/or aimlessly walking wherever, whenever with no destination. That shizz is just not possible […]

An open letter to my CUNT

Dear Betty,My dearest vagina, its been a fortnight since our last frolic….just joking, but seriously we need to have a talk. It’s about your appearance the past couple months. Now I don’t know if you have chosen the look you are sporting now with maybe some kind of merkin or pussy fur coat but trust […]

Mi casa es su casa?

So I am now in my 31st week of pregnancy and that also means I am in my 8th month! All exciting math (well technically 32 weeks equals 8 months) …psych! Like math is ever exciting. Back to the point, which wasn’t math but also wasn’t just about me being preggo. OH! My birthday is […]