#nsfw mostly
Saturday marked the start of my last week in my second trimester, week 27! To KICK things off I got KICKED out of my “living situation” with less than 30 days to find other “accommodations”. Oh! And nevermind that it’s my GODMOTHER giving the boot to me, me 7 months pregnant. Incidentally I haven’t had […]
First, it’s wrong. Pregnant women are meant to be mothers in training, chaste and committed to motherhood. So for them to be explicitly sexual is hot. It is dirty. Second, it’s known that being pregnant can sometimes bring a period of increased sexual interest, physically. And there is nothing hotter than an uncontrollably horny person. […]
Now it’s quite a few months before the big 3-0 BUT I am not dreading it like most! I am looking forward to it more than turning 18 or 21 years old. I am so sick of my twenties. Especially after having my half birthday this past September 22nd! I learned a lot this past 30, […]
I quit smoking! I started smoking when I was about 14 years old. I maybe smoked 5 total cigerettes and each one wasn’t for taking the edge off a hard day of middle school. No, they were for show or “peer pressure” of wanting to fit in with older, cooler kids. Duh. I didn’t start […]
In March, I bought myself a pink butt plug that when “in use” displays a sparkly little kitty face. It is dope. I used it actually only used it once since purchasing it and that was on my bday. (Ask me to prove to you…) I made this week’s content goal be to finally use […]
Welcome to Page’s Cafe! Here is a menu and might I suggest EVERY DAMN THING ON THERE? Clitoral- 8,000 nerve endings. Need I say more? (Oh I do? OK, the penis only has 4000…) Vaginal- served RARE, as in very rare occurrence but oh so tingly Cervical- OUT OF SEASON (even I am not belieiving […]
A Jersey Chaser is a girl who literally chases after jerseys, but with professional athletes in them!A spawn of the fangirl nation, a Jersey Chaser was far and few between due to the 3 requirements in order to “hang” with someone like Magic Johnson.Must be gorgeousMust dress provocativelyand MUST DO THINGS….*wink*Thanks to social media the […]
I’m usually one of those people who is just dumbfounded by the arrival of a new month. “Oh my god! It’s May already?! Where did April even go? It was just January….” No not so much. April was lame. It couldn’t be over soon enough. I attempted to win the contest on mygirlfund for most […]
In an industry that values a young fresh face I haven’t been one to ever shy away from my age because I know I certainly don’t look the age I present to the world. Not a huge deal. If you met me and I spoke my age you might act a bit stunned (if you’re […]
I have a problem… I can’t stop STARTING projects! Every single day brings a new wave of mind-blowingly awesome ideas fueled by an enthusiasm of dangerous proportions. It’s awful experiencing epic-sized feeling epiphanies this much. Draining. I want you to know that these once-in-a-lifetime, a-ha moments of pure originality that come to me on the […]