#nsfw mostly
My announcement about me being preggers was immediately well received! How wonderful! Now on to the most common feedback I get after the initial “congrats”…. Suddenly I felt like a pastry chef. Just bumrushed with creampies-this and creampie-that! Talk about your “sticky situation”! Before entering myself into the kink world and more specifically maiesiophilia or […]
First, it’s wrong. Pregnant women are meant to be mothers in training, chaste and committed to motherhood. So for them to be explicitly sexual is hot. It is dirty. Second, it’s known that being pregnant can sometimes bring a period of increased sexual interest, physically. And there is nothing hotter than an uncontrollably horny person. […]
First and foremost, you must realize that to be fired from any strip club means nothing permanent (and usually nothing personal!). 1. Have sex in the kitchen, with a barback. -Now for this technique you must have a strip club offering food (most do, mostly buffet)-You should have some interest in a low-level employee such […]
As I wrote that title I channeled my inner crunk rap artist. AND my fellow camgirls, pornstars, and the likes; In all seriousness I wanted to share a panty trick that I learned! SO I get requests quite often for my panties. (as you do as well, I am sure) I never was always concerned […]
Now it’s quite a few months before the big 3-0 BUT I am not dreading it like most! I am looking forward to it more than turning 18 or 21 years old. I am so sick of my twenties. Especially after having my half birthday this past September 22nd! I learned a lot this past 30, […]
I quit smoking! I started smoking when I was about 14 years old. I maybe smoked 5 total cigerettes and each one wasn’t for taking the edge off a hard day of middle school. No, they were for show or “peer pressure” of wanting to fit in with older, cooler kids. Duh. I didn’t start […]
Why?! Oh! I am still so clueless on how many people really have no clue about the Mygirlfund site and what it’s all about! If you are familiar with cam sites then think of a site identical in terms of viewing models and taking part in content provided by models (videos, pictures, and other xxx […]
In March, I bought myself a pink butt plug that when “in use” displays a sparkly little kitty face. It is dope. I used it actually only used it once since purchasing it and that was on my bday. (Ask me to prove to you…) I made this week’s content goal be to finally use […]
Welcome to Page’s Cafe! Here is a menu and might I suggest EVERY DAMN THING ON THERE? Clitoral- 8,000 nerve endings. Need I say more? (Oh I do? OK, the penis only has 4000…) Vaginal- served RARE, as in very rare occurrence but oh so tingly Cervical- OUT OF SEASON (even I am not belieiving […]
A Jersey Chaser is a girl who literally chases after jerseys, but with professional athletes in them!A spawn of the fangirl nation, a Jersey Chaser was far and few between due to the 3 requirements in order to “hang” with someone like Magic Johnson.Must be gorgeousMust dress provocativelyand MUST DO THINGS….*wink*Thanks to social media the […]