Creampies and Cigarettes, yum. #wtfWednesday

My announcement about me being preggers was immediately well received! How wonderful! Now on to the most common feedback I get after the initial “congrats”….

Suddenly I felt like a pastry chef. Just bumrushed with creampies-this and creampie-that! Talk about your “sticky situation”!

Before entering myself into the kink world and more specifically maiesiophilia or maieusophoria, I did my best to learn about this fetish and what they (fetishist) might throw my way!

Did not read one thing about how much those that love (and I mean really worship!) a belly bump so much would be (and not all of them, obviously) so turned on by the thought of cumming inside a pregnant woman. It is by far the most shocking to me. Actually what am I saying?! Scratch that. The most shocking act brought to my attention is requests for me to either do a custom or cam show where I light up a cigarette and puff one down all while basking in my glow but I think if I actually still smoked my Parliaments that glow would be a symptom of whatever many dangers being inflicted upon baby! It is weird for me to be so offended by a perceived erotic or sexual act. I am all about sexual freedom and expression and letting your freak flag fly. No judgement from me just intrigue at the most! (I just had to learn about these fetish folk who can also be called loonies! Fascinating fetish and the cause of the attraction to balloons sexually is just as fascinating!)

I prided myself on my “open mindedness” until seeing so many clips over on the clip sites of girls 8-9 months pregnant on a “smoke break”…..uck. I am just going to have to stay ignorant or whatever it is I am displaying. I could not be more turned off at the mere thought.

I will for the next 20 months be disappointing those who wish to see me light up, gladly. [Now don’t get me wrong, smoking a cigarette is waaaay different than smoking a joint. Last I checked doctors didn’t prescribe a pack of Marlboros for that pesky morning sickness!]

Until next time….PAGE