How to PORN: Know your Fetish

What’s your fetish? Acomoclitic – A preference for hairless genitals.  Acousticophilia – Arousal from (certain) sounds.  Acrophilia – Being sexual aroused by heights.  Acrotomophilia – Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee.  Actirasty – Arousal from exposure to the suns rays.  Acucullophallia – Circumcision.  Adolescentilism – Playing the role of an adolescent.  […]

How to PORN: GFE

What is it? GFE or girlfriend experience is the act of pretending to be a guy’s girlfriend, doing everything a real girlfriend might do for her guy. This means getting to really know the guy, having deep somewhat meaningful conversations, and basically making him feel special all for a price you both agree on beforehand. […]

Best thing I have ever seen online!

I can’t get enough of this freaking video!

Whoa Nelly!

I just wanted to share the most disturbing thing I think I have ever seen on the porn world! I am constantly trying to learn what is new in the world of kink and try and keep up! I am, for the most part down for anything. I mean I finally tried out the fart […]

I was ALMOST raped playing Pokemon GO

I use the word ALMOST loosely…like it could also mean “not at all”. Let me just state that if you haven’t ever run out of poke balls and had a never before seen Pokemon just appear on your screen, like come right up to you and all you can do is NOTHING because your fresh out of balls, you are […]

“Thank Dogs for Doggy Style”

RedTube “Thank Dogs for Doggy Style” Fundraising Campaign for National Pet Month Brings in over $13,000 Dollars for Charity Funds to Benefit Dallas-based Non-Profit Dedicated to Save the Lives of Dogs NEW YORK, N.Y. (August 4, 2016) — In honor of National Pet Month, RedTube, a leading free, online adult entertainment site, will be sending a check […]

All About Anal

Why is it so exciting? 1. It will be tighter, therefore more pleasurable than the vagina. 2. You get to focus on the ass in positions that show off the ass. 3. You can’t get pregnant. 4. It’s different. Switching things up can be fun! 5. It’s a novelty. Most guys want anal just to […]

Who is Pokemon Go NOT for?

I learned in the past couple of weeks since creating my poke account that not only does a baby take up all your time but also keeps you from the most basic activities. Such as going for walks around the neighborhood and/or aimlessly walking wherever, whenever with no destination. That shizz is just not possible […]

An open letter to my CUNT

Dear Betty,My dearest vagina, its been a fortnight since our last frolic….just joking, but seriously we need to have a talk. It’s about your appearance the past couple months. Now I don’t know if you have chosen the look you are sporting now with maybe some kind of merkin or pussy fur coat but trust […]