REALLY?! Moment

I had to remove myself from the MyFreeCams member Lounge! I’m arguing (losing at it, it felt, too) with a “chat” room of like 400 guys about cunts. Not cunts like the women you label at a BBQ who form a clique against you. You being a nice well mannered (on meds), large lip piercing doting pornstar. “Relax,I’m not after your husbands or your innocence. Reeeeelax.”

*deep breath*

Where was I? Oh right, cunts! As in pussies, twats, kitties, snatches, Georgia O’Keefe paintings, get the idea? I happen to have one, been 28 years now so my confidence in basic vagina 101 is very strong. Strong like a kegel muscle! (sorry now I’m just showing off the cooter-knowing skills)

Defending squirting is usually easy. I have had a few, the first at my own hand partnered with an afternoon to kill before work. It was so intense, afterwards, I managed a call in to my job, straight up told my boss about the squirt and my exhaustion. Too tired to even come up with an excuse! Passed out bliss-style for 5 hours. A squirt for a female is the ultimate genitalia goal! Then the other times were during forced orgasms.

And bonus, if I’m accused of just pissing I have science on my side! Tasting the “liquid lead on” will tell you. Tastes like sugar water, thats squirt. Tastes like piss, it’s piss. Simple science.

But it wasn’t enough. That’s personal experience plus facts that can be proven with science instantaneously by sipping some.

I know my audiences but still, Men are retarded, yo!

Thanks for reading!
Wishing you the goldest showers and/or wonderus water works!

Courtney Page