Welcome to Page’s Cafe! Here is a menu and might I suggest EVERY DAMN THING ON THERE?
Clitoral- 8,000 nerve endings. Need I say more? (Oh I do? OK, the penis only has 4000…)
Vaginal- served RARE, as in very rare occurrence but oh so tingly
Cervical- OUT OF SEASON (even I am not belieiving this one!)
Thinking Off- THE BRAIN, a true delicacy
Analgasm- bum. Yum.
Chocogasms- Recommended by ANY female who ever had some PMS.
Turbulencegasm- also known as the PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES prepared with vibrations
Eargasm- kinda gives new meaning to WET WILLY
Boobgasm- Arent nipples truly just the clitori of the chest anyway?
Birthgasm- MUST pre-order 9 months in advance!
Coregasm- for those who want a lighter, healthier choice.
Tomatogasm- You say tomato we say to-maht-gasm
Simultaneous orgasm- perfect for couples
Multiple-now avaialable to general public, not just PORNSTARS
Any orgies of more than 4 added 15% gratuity