#nsfw mostly
1. You can choose where he finishes.-Now most men I think would say that face is the best place to finish, but I think most women would prefer it in the trashcan, no clean up! 2. The sexiest thing you can leave on is your heels.-Besides a smile, of course! 3. Blowjobs equal no problems.-Whether […]
This is a weird one. I was babysitting yesterday and when the kids came over they had whoopie cushions. No biggie but the second I heard it I immediately thought “hey! I could just use that for all those requests I get to make custom fart videos!”. I immediately thought after that first thought, “really, […]
Dear Betty,My dearest vagina, its been a fortnight since our last frolic….just joking, but seriously we need to have a talk. It’s about your appearance the past couple months. Now I don’t know if you have chosen the look you are sporting now with maybe some kind of merkin or pussy fur coat but trust […]
I retired from the adult industry in 2011 (I did a few scenes for Nubiles.net in 2012 but only solo stuff) and havent shared the screen with a REAL cock since. Now 5 years later I have released my first boy/girl video! I have a plethera of solo videos from over the years as a […]
As I wrote that title I channeled my inner crunk rap artist. AND my fellow camgirls, pornstars, and the likes; In all seriousness I wanted to share a panty trick that I learned! SO I get requests quite often for my panties. (as you do as well, I am sure) I never was always concerned […]
Today is Monday and it sort of has a theme to it…..MUSE. 2 reasons for this:First, I thought maybe themed days qwould help blogs get posted consistently. And second, I have been wanting to write about this girl for weeks! But she keeps getting cooler before I can finish writing about her! I found Jessica […]
Before you get your hopes up, I’m not an amatuer drug dealer. Math? Yeah, right. Math is a bag of dicks and I will have no part in it when not necessary. Or when completely necessary. Ugh. This is so not a story about any of THAT, more about my “burner” phone I use currently […]