FART FETISH: behind the scenes

I was ALMOST raped playing Pokemon GO

I use the word ALMOST loosely…like it could also mean “not at all”. Let me just state that if you haven’t ever run out of poke balls and had a never before seen Pokemon just appear on your screen, like come right up to you and all you can do is NOTHING because your fresh out of balls, you are […]

“Thank Dogs for Doggy Style”

RedTube “Thank Dogs for Doggy Style” Fundraising Campaign for National Pet Month Brings in over $13,000 Dollars for Charity Funds to Benefit Dallas-based Non-Profit Dedicated to Save the Lives of Dogs NEW YORK, N.Y. (August 4, 2016) — In honor of National Pet Month, RedTube, a leading free, online adult entertainment site, will be sending a check […]

All About Anal

Why is it so exciting? 1. It will be tighter, therefore more pleasurable than the vagina. 2. You get to focus on the ass in positions that show off the ass. 3. You can’t get pregnant. 4. It’s different. Switching things up can be fun! 5. It’s a novelty. Most guys want anal just to […]

10 things I Learned from Watching Porn

1. You can choose where he finishes.-Now most men I think would say that face is the best place to finish, but I think most women would prefer it in the trashcan, no clean up! 2. The sexiest thing you can leave on is your heels.-Besides a smile, of course! 3. Blowjobs equal no problems.-Whether […]

Who is Pokemon Go NOT for?

I learned in the past couple of weeks since creating my poke account that not only does a baby take up all your time but also keeps you from the most basic activities. Such as going for walks around the neighborhood and/or aimlessly walking wherever, whenever with no destination. That shizz is just not possible […]

Pardon me!

This is a weird one. I was babysitting yesterday and when the kids came over they had whoopie cushions. No biggie but the second I heard it I immediately thought “hey! I could just use that for all those requests I get to make custom fart videos!”. I immediately thought after that first thought, “really, […]

An open letter to my CUNT

Dear Betty,My dearest vagina, its been a fortnight since our last frolic….just joking, but seriously we need to have a talk. It’s about your appearance the past couple months. Now I don’t know if you have chosen the look you are sporting now with maybe some kind of merkin or pussy fur coat but trust […]

Mi casa es su casa?

So I am now in my 31st week of pregnancy and that also means I am in my 8th month! All exciting math (well technically 32 weeks equals 8 months) …psych! Like math is ever exciting. Back to the point, which wasn’t math but also wasn’t just about me being preggo. OH! My birthday is […]

BJG

Saturday marked the start of my last week in my second trimester, week 27! To KICK things off I got KICKED out of my “living situation” with less than 30 days to find other “accommodations”. Oh! And nevermind that it’s my GODMOTHER giving the boot to me, me 7 months pregnant. Incidentally I haven’t had […]